The Blah Story, Volume 1 {literary haute couture begins}

The first volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2007. In the book the author demolishes the barrier of words and meaning, giving vitality and expressive strength to the pattern of his most exclusive novel – The Blah Story. It is a new way of conceiving text that frees the imagination, allowing you to personalize each and every word by your own creativity.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 1 contains 390,734 words; 2,010,877 characters (with spaces); 728 pages.

Some trivia about The Blah Story: Volume 19 contains the world’s longest word, Volume 10 contains the second world’s longest word, Volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19 contains the world’s longest sentence, Volume 4 contains the second world’s longest sentence, Volume 8 contains the world’s longest poem, Volume 13 contains the world’s longest drama.

 

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 1.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 1.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 1):

    It was a blah blah blah blah blah for blah blah blah in blah. Blah blah blah blah, blah to blah about blah blah blah. Blah decided blah blah blah blah. Blah blah very blah blah blah blah a blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah.
    ‘Blah saw blah blah blah, blah blah a blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah was blah blah blah weeks blah blah. Blah blah blah the blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah, blah blah you blah. Blah blah by blah blah blah,’ she said.
    ‘Blah blah blah blah blah the blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah were blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah,’ he answered.
    Blah, blah blah a blah blah blah blah blah the blah blah. Blah a blah blah, blah, blah blah blah is blah blah blah by blah blah. Blah blah are blah blah, blah blah blah blah of blah blah blah blah, blah. So, blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah a blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the blah blah blah, blah blah the blah blah blah. Blah blah blah a blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah.
    Blah a blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah in blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah can be blah blah blah after blah blah, blah blah from blah blah blah. Blah blah a blah blah blah blah, three blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
    Blah blah blah blah in the blah blah blah blah blah. She was very sad. Blah blah blah blah blah, hope blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah. Blah blah is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah from blah and blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. A blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah on blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah blah a blah blah.
    Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah is blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah if blah blah blah. Blah blah were blah blah blah a blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah a blah blah blah to blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah the blah blah blah if blah blah a blah blah. Blah blah blah blah meet blah blah know blah an blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah the blah blah in blah blah blah.
    At blah blah blah blah. Blah a blah blah blah. Blah blah was blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah wind blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah having blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah, blah on blah blah if blah blah. Blah blah is blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. She was very happy. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah a blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah special blah blah blah when blah blah.

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