The ninth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 9 Nigel Tomm continues to explore methods of algebraic literature (which was used in previous volumes). The most interesting fact about this volume is that the whole book (732 pages) is occupied by a dialog between two people.
Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 9 contains 291,742 words; 1,492,250 characters (with spaces); 732 pages
The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 9.
The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 9.
Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 9):
She had been blah blah blah the morning, and she had no blah to blah weekend, at the blah it blah blah blah her blah to be blah with on blah that blah blah.
‘Oh, I blah you were a blah,’ he blah blah blah.
‘What’s a blah blah?’
‘Blah, a blah person that blah to blah blah life.’
‘Is blah you mainly blah a joyful blah?’
‘You’re awfully blah,’ he blah.
‘Blah you blah, blah.’ She was neither blah nor blah. Blah came so blah blah had done blah.
‘I blah you weren’t blah,’ said blah, his blah a blah blah of blah.
‘Why?’ She blah out her blah to be blah with a blah.
‘You blah out your blah to be blah with a blah. Don’t blah any blah,’ he blah her, blah.
‘Why not?’
‘You’d be blah blah if you blah blah blah.’
‘Blah blah abroad in the blah blah blah. I’m a blah. I was blah you would blah, and you didn’t blah I blah blah into anything blah.’
‘Blah in the blah.’ The blah in their blah blah to the blah blah a sort of blah. With each blah blah a cold and disappointing blah.
‘By the blah,’ said blah half an blah later, as they were blah, ‘blah you blah up to blah to-morrow blah? I’m blah three blah blah sweet blah who are just blah blah. I think we blah to blah all we blah to blah it blah for blah.’ Blah accepted blah. She blah the blah blah blah by its blah a blah blah apartment blah blah blah.
‘You blah the blah blah blah by its blah a blah blah apartment blah blah blah. It’s blah blah nice to blah blah you, blah.’
‘Blah been blah. I’ve blah blah blah.’
‘You blah in blah and blah again because of blah.’
‘I can just blah you,’ she blah, ‘blah blah back you blah!’
‘What blah I blah?’
‘You blah have blah blah what he blah. I blah blah blah it. Blah no other blah in the blah would blah blah it. Blah just let blah blah you about and blah blah and blah you and blah blah of blah as if you blah blah a blah blah blah. It’s blah.’
‘Blah, for blah blah blah, don’t blah your blah.’
‘I blah, blah, but you blah blah an blah!’
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