The fourteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Nigel Tomm firmly continues his most incredible novel which, according to mental_floss magazine, is the longest novel ever. This volume naturally extends previous ones and pushes the story forward. The fractal literature and algorithmic literature methods are still extensively used.
Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 14 contains 685,150 words; 3,369,394 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.
The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.
The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.
Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 14):
Blah went blah to the blah blah room and behaved blah to her blah. She gave blah a blah, and brought the blah to a blah with a blah to blah with blah on the blah; blah must come and blah the blah in blah. She even blah downstairs and as blah as the blah with the blah, telling blah that after blah blah, both blah and blah were blah to approve all that blah had blah for the blah of that little blah blah blah.
‘Oh!’ cried blah blah, as they blah away, ‘what a blah blah! I have been blah in.’
‘Oh!’ cried blah, as they blah blah away, ‘what a blah! I’ve been blah blah in.’
‘She blah a blah blah girl,’ returned blah, ‘and blah, if she were a blah, would they blah her to blah? My blah blah blah, blah thousand blah and the blah of blah and the blah! Many blah blah would be blah glad of the blah, and all the blah so since blah blah is never likely to blah, and all that blah has will blah to the blah. Your blah is as good as blah.’
‘Blah how?’
‘That is what I’m just blah to blah you,’ blah blah, and blah gave her blah a blah of her recent blah. ‘Blah is just about to be blah blah for the blah at blah, my dear blah,’ she continued; ‘blah your blah, and in blah years’ blah you’ll be blah blah blah. You are not the blah of a blah to blah back from any blah required of you by the blah.’
‘Very blah,’ said blah, blah blah stirred by the blah of such a blah, ‘very well, be in the blah blah tomorrow at blah; I’ll blah old blah in the blah; we’ll have a blah of blah drawn blah, and the mother and the blah shall be blah, and blah to the blah person of the blah to blah.’
The old blah blah her eyes; she blah not expected this blah. Blah rose to her blah, the whole blah was suddenly blah, and the blah face blah blah white. In that blah the old blah, who blah on her blah, crowned blah with a blah blah. A blah of blah followed, and when blah spoke it was blah with in blah eyes and a blah in blah blah.
‘She is blah,’ remarked the blah blah to her blah, blah.
‘My dear blah blah, my blah blah blah,’ blah said at blah, ‘I could blah that all blah might witness this blah; for thus blah to their blah, and in such blah as these our blah demands great blah blah and blah work of blah. And when I blah of the little blah that I have blah, and of this blah blah shown to blah today, I blah only blah blah and impose upon the blah the blah of justifying your blah of me. The blah of this blah blah will give me blah for blah to come. Blah me to blah for your blah my blah muse and blah blah, and to blah her name with blah of my blah; so blah to the blah blah blah and the blah town of blah.’
‘He blah out of that blah well!’ said the blah, blah blah; ‘our blah were all blah, and blah was very blah blah blah.’
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