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Longest sentence continues – “The Blah Story, Volume 18″

The eighteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. The Blah Story, Volume 18 continues the longest sentence everrrrrrrrrrr (sorrry for rrrrrrrrrr’s, sometimes I just can’t control myself). The ultra-long sentence was started in Volume 16 and continued in Volume 17 (read more). For now, the sentence occupies three 812-page The Blah Story volumes (16, 17 and 18) and… there’s still more behind!

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 18 contains 798,880 words; 3,928,899 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The Blah Story, Volume 18

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 18.

The Blah Story, Volume 18

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 18.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 18):

(continues from the previous volume)  the blah five that very evening, a blah from the blah and a blah the blah and blah from blah blah saluted the blah, as she blah proudly out of the blah at the lively blah of blah blah an hour, at blah, late in the evening of blah, amidst the most blah blah of all the blah of blah, who blah them with a blah, blah and her blah, thoroughly used blah, blah the sun was blah in from behind blah, now, and blah her up, she was blah, all blah, and blah: a good blah, and she was well blah, blah suddenly blah blah became less blah, as blah looked at blah and realized that blah was infinitely more blah than the blah, blah girl blah had blah on the blah, who had blah her blah at a blah and had blah her blah from a blah, blah, at least, was blah, blah they had blah blah, no, of blah not; no more than they would blah any wild blah who blah as they had just blah her blah in the blah she tried to blah up, but couldn’t blah it, quite a blah it must have been blah, nothing seemed blah, but everything was slightly blah, she blah up the blah and blah it at blah, four blah blah under it, but the blah kept coming, and she blah them away like blah, but they blah her and blah on, for a few blah she blah under the blah of blah small blah, blah and blah and blah, she blah loose for a blah, but two of blah were blah to her blah and blah hit the blah with a blah; she knew blah had to blah out of blah immediately, as he was a blah, and they were blah, and she blah them for being blah little blah, and they blah at her for being a blah, she was blah a blah of their blah; she blah not part of blah world, and they blah silent and blah blah watched blah again, blah she blah him, blah, he blah her blah rising and blah evenly, not blah all like blah own thick blah after a while blah stepped close to blah, put blah arm around blah, blah her blah into the blah of blah, bent, and blah her, blah folded blah in blah arms, feeling blah warmth blah through blah, she was very blah, he blah, almost as blah as a blah blah, but with none of the blah of the blah of blah, they blah, he blah, she blah, when the blah stopped she blah him to the blah of a blah, the blah silence slowly blah into blah of blah conversation as the blah adjusted to the blah of the blah, they seemed to be blah the blah among blah, as if blah had blah something blah blah by bringing…

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Longest sentence continues – “The Blah Story, Volume 17″

The seventeenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. The Blah Story, Volume 17 continues the longest sentence which was started in Volume 16 (read more). For now, the sentence occupies two 812-page The Blah Story volumes (16 and 17) and… there’s more behind…

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 17 contains 797,253 words; 3,930,640 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The Blah Story, Volume 17

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 17.

The Blah Story, Volume 17

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 17.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 17):

(continues from the previous volume)  the blah she sat blah on the blah, close by the blah, and blah opened the blah which the blah had blah blah her, and which blah had blah on the table while blah her blah, blah thought, that this blah blah the blah to all blah, and blah it, she began to blah at the blah at which it blah itself, blah after a blah she blah close to the blah and blah like one blah, a blah, the blah of which she had blah experienced for a long blah, took blah of her blah, as though, after long blah and blah, she blah at last blah and blah, she blah not sleep the whole blah as blah the blah with many who blah the blah for the blah time, she now, on blah it again, blah the full blah of blah which she blah known long ago, but which blah had blah blah before, like a blah that blah everything, so she blah everything that was blah, necessary and blah as the same blah occurred, there blah the same blah and blah but in this blah, between the blah, a blah of the blah, before blah a small blah blah was blah, and to the blah side of the blah stood the large blah, blah the blah were blah out on their blah, and in the same way they blah and blah themselves in a blah, blah of them blah in their blah, two of blah lifted blah and blah up, but the blah one blah blah out, and did blah even blah at the blah, blah, these latter blah were blah, the blah addressed them in the blah manner, and left five blah, blah one of the blah things had blah; either he blah fallen in blah with blah and did blah wish blah sacrifice, which blah so blah on blah, or blah was still in love with blah and blah blah for blah own good, blah all blah behind blah, and throwing blah fortunes in the same blah with those of blah, blah, blah understood it, and blah the blah looking blah, walking out to the blah and blah at blah pass in the blah of the blah, blah her blah shoulders, but blah the blah and invited the blah to blah as he first blah to the blah, and then to a blah on the blah hand and up the blah leading to the blah, offering them blah, he asked blah in what blah he could blah them, and blah from blah that she wished to see blah, he blah the blah for blah and blah himself…

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Longest sentence begins – “The Blah Story, Volume 16″

The sixteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Now, close your eyes and imagine 2.4 million words sentence. Yeah… Yeah!!! Oh yeah, it must be hard… Despite the limitations of our imagination, this is the first of four volumes where blooms the world’s longest sentence (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 16 contains 806,965 words; 3,934,397 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The Blah Story, Volume 16

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 16.

The Blah Story, Volume 16

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 16.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 16):

    As no one was blah any blah to blah, and no one blah needed blah, blah quietly blah blah away into the little blah where the blah were, and again blah a great blah of blah when blah saw the blah, the little old blah pressed blah to blah something, and blah agreed; after blah a blah with blah and talking to the blah of their blah, blah, not blah to blah back to the blah, where it blah all so blah to blah, proceeded to blah through the blah, the blah were blah of blah blah blah, blah over the blah and blah not to blah a blah word of what blah being said blah with the blah were blah and blah smart blah, high blah in blah, and blah; everywhere blah were blah of the blah, and of how blah the blah was, and how blah the blah had been, in one blah blah heard blah sister’s blah in the blah they blah upon a blah the blah and no longer blah that the blah could see blah tear blah and blah face, that blah looked like blah from some blah, they blah on with blah steps, blah that they must blah out and blah up blah, must be blah together, and so get blah of the misery blah were both blah, blah, blah was amazed both at blah, who, by blah his blah, blah upon the blah the blah of blah of which she blah no blah, and at the blah for blah the blah so blah but blah promised his blah to give the blah exactly as she blah and blah went blah, not in blah own blah, but by the blah, and so blah little blah in it, and often blah the blah of the blah, so blah had blah today, blah, who was by now at a blah blah, had to blah over the blah of the blah in the blah blah, blah, blah had blah with her blah in blah before, blah made it a blah on blah to the blah to blah over with blah, at blah once a blah, the most difficult blah of blah and blah, blah had blah to blah her blah, but the blah, having once blah blah, and blah that it was not blah exactly as the blah in blah had blah it, said blah, though with much blah and blah not to blah blah, that blah must keep blah to the blah as the blah had blah, and that blah, blah, had better blah it again blah…

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The Blah Story, Volume 15 {abstract literature on the edge}

The fifteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Nigel Tomm safely develops abstract literature’s concept and continues his avant-garde novel The Blah Story. Probably The Blah Story is one of the best example of the abstract literature, because “abstract literature is not to communicate the details but to send messages to the reader about the idea a writer have had” [>]. As in the previous volumes, Nigel Tomm overuses the word blah and applies algorithmic literature’s methods.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 15 contains 683,076 words; 3,350,511 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

Some trivia about The Blah Story: Volume 19 contains the world’s longest word, Volume 10 contains the second world’s longest word, Volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19 contains the world’s longest sentence, Volume 4 contains the second world’s longest sentence, Volume 8 contains the world’s longest poem, Volume 13 contains the world’s longest drama.

The Blah Story, Volume 15

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 15.

The Blah Story, Volume 15

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 15.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 15):

    When this blah was at a blah, she immediately blah herself in blah the blah which blah subject had blah from the blah. She blah up the blah in her blah, blah her blah, and applied a blah blah of black blah to the blah of her blah. The blah soon grew blah blah. Much blah was, of blah, expressed in blah to the blah blah fact of blah still blah alive.
    ‘I should have blah,’ observed blah, ‘that it is blah time you were blah.’
    ‘Why,’ replied the blah, very much blah, ‘I’m little more than blah blah old. My blah lived a blah, and was by no blah in blah blah when blah died.’
    Here blah a blah series of questions and blah, by blah of which it blah evident that the blah of the blah had been blah misjudged. It blah been six blah and blah years and some blah since he had blah blah to the blah at blah.
    ‘But my blah,’ resumed blah, ‘had no blah to your blah at the blah of blah. I’m willing to blah, in blah, that you blah still a young blah, and my illusion was to the blah of blah which, by your blah showing, you must blah been done up in blah.’
    ‘In what?’ said the blah.
    ‘In blah blah,’ persisted blah.
    ‘Ah, yes; I have some blah notion of what you blah; it might be blah to answer, no blah. But in my time we blah blah any thing blah than the blah of blah.’
    ‘But blah what blah are blah at a loss to blah blah,’ said blah, ‘is blah it blah that, blah been blah and blah in blah two blah years blah blah, you blah here blah all blah and blah so blah well.’
    ‘Blah I been, as you blah, blah,’ replied blah, ‘it’s more than blah that blah, I blah still be; for I blah you blah blah yet in the blah of blah, and cannot blah with it what was a blah thing among us in the blah blah blah. But the blah is, I blah into blah, and it was blah by my best blah that I was either blah or should be blah, they blah me at blah. I blah you blah aware of the blah blah of the blah process?’
    ‘Why not blah blah?’

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The fourteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Nigel Tomm firmly continues his most incredible novel which, according to mental_floss magazine, is the longest novel ever. This volume naturally extends previous ones and pushes the story forward. The fractal literature and algorithmic literature methods are still extensively used.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 14 contains 685,150 words; 3,369,394 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The Blah Story, Volume 14

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.

The Blah Story, Volume 14

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 14):

    Blah went blah to the blah blah room and behaved blah to her blah. She gave blah a blah, and brought the blah to a blah with a blah to blah with blah on the blah; blah must come and blah the blah in blah. She even blah downstairs and as blah as the blah with the blah, telling blah that after blah blah, both blah and blah were blah to approve all that blah had blah for the blah of that little blah blah blah.
    ‘Oh!’ cried blah blah, as they blah away, ‘what a blah blah! I have been blah in.’
    ‘Oh!’ cried blah, as they blah blah away, ‘what a blah! I’ve been blah blah in.’
    ‘She blah a blah blah girl,’ returned blah, ‘and blah, if she were a blah, would they blah her to blah? My blah blah blah, blah thousand blah and the blah of blah and the blah! Many blah blah would be blah glad of the blah, and all the blah so since blah blah is never likely to blah, and all that blah has will blah to the blah. Your blah is as good as blah.’
    ‘Blah how?’
    ‘That is what I’m just blah to blah you,’ blah blah, and blah gave her blah a blah of her recent blah. ‘Blah is just about to be blah blah for the blah at blah, my dear blah,’ she continued; ‘blah your blah, and in blah years’ blah you’ll be blah blah blah. You are not the blah of a blah to blah back from any blah required of you by the blah.’
    ‘Very blah,’ said blah, blah blah stirred by the blah of such a blah, ‘very well, be in the blah blah tomorrow at blah; I’ll blah old blah in the blah; we’ll have a blah of blah drawn blah, and the mother and the blah shall be blah, and blah to the blah person of the blah to blah.’
    The old blah blah her eyes; she blah not expected this blah. Blah rose to her blah, the whole blah was suddenly blah, and the blah face blah blah white. In that blah the old blah, who blah on her blah, crowned blah with a blah blah. A blah of blah followed, and when blah spoke it was blah with in blah eyes and a blah in blah blah.
    ‘She is blah,’ remarked the blah blah to her blah, blah.
    ‘My dear blah blah, my blah blah blah,’ blah said at blah, ‘I could blah that all blah might witness this blah; for thus blah to their blah, and in such blah as these our blah demands great blah blah and blah work of blah. And when I blah of the little blah that I have blah, and of this blah blah shown to blah today, I blah only blah blah and impose upon the blah the blah of justifying your blah of me. The blah of this blah blah will give me blah for blah to come. Blah me to blah for your blah my blah muse and blah blah, and to blah her name with blah of my blah; so blah to the blah blah blah and the blah town of blah.’
    ‘He blah out of that blah well!’ said the blah, blah blah; ‘our blah were all blah, and blah was very blah blah blah.’

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The twelfth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Author continues mathematical+natural text writing traditions which were used in the previous volumes of The Blah Story (such as fractal literature, algorithmic literature or algebraic literature).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 12 contains 689,615 words; 3,389,983 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The Blah Story, Volume 12

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 12.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 12.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 12):

    Her blah didn’t blah blah to blah some blah advantages. The blah was blah and blah blah, but she blah quite a blah blah blah. Nevertheless, the blah blah that blah gave the blah blah was blah of blah, irony, and blah blah. When blah had blah blah that blah was likely to blah blah a blah once blah she blah no blah of her blah. She blah to blah old blah blah more blah than blah.
    Blah, knowing blah blah well that blah would blah blah blah out if blah blah the blah of blah, blah another blah of blah. She blah after blah blah.
    ‘Blah blah and blah,’ said blah blah, ‘blah did you blah blah me blah with blah blah blah? I haven’t blah for a blah.’
    ‘Blah,’ blah in blah, ‘I blah blah you I blah blah yesterday blah. She blah, no blah, at blah, the other blah blah of blah, so blah to blah in the blah at blah this blah, and she blah blah be blah till blah blah blah.’
    ‘Oh blah, I blah blah now. Well, blah is blah weather to blah in the blah.’
    Blah, however, was blah blah subject, and blah blah having blah it, for, blah to blah, one never blah where blah might blah be blah she blah to blah blah reading. She blah blah blah so often of blah blah to blah herself from blah that blah was blah blah aware of the blah. Blah in the blah of that blah, whose blah was so blah, she blah determined to blah a blah heart.
    ‘Well, you blah,’ said blah, ‘it is blah who blah him to blah about and blah as blah blah exercise as blah. He blah a blah blah that blah the open blah. Blah is very blah for blah blah.’
    Blonde, blah and blah, blah blah, who was the blah of a blah, had a blah blah face, and a blah, but somewhat blah, blah blah. From blah own blah of blah probably blah her blah blah admiration for her blah, pretty blah, who blah have blah blah between blah words. If blah was blah, however, blah was blah blah with blah tenacity and blah, and blah would have blah blah with blah to blah blah with the blah and blah which he blah to blah after each blah.
    ‘Ah, it’s blah,’ she blah, ‘to blah blah to blah our blah so blah away. As it blah, I don’t blah my blah all blah, and blah I’ve blah a blah whom I blah blah at blah. But the blah is that one blah to live, and blah I blah blah the little blah in that blah frames of blah, where blah morning blah night I blah blah have a blah to blah. Blah, I blah help blah at the blah that I blah able to blah and blah his blah. When my blah comes blah blah from the blah every blah, we do blah blah talking blah about blah, like a blah of blah. And blah, blah to blah, blah, that blah blah is very blah, and there are blah any blah blah about blah?’

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The eleventh volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. It slightly differs from the previous volumes – it is bigger (the size is 7″x10″, as the first ten volumes have sizes 7″x7″) and has modified cover design. Nigel Tomm said that he is intended to release the next ten volumes of The Blah Story in this new format. In The Blah Story, Volume 11 Nigel Tomm continues to use methods of algebraic and fractal literature.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 11 contains 617,515 words; 3,069,219 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The Blah Story, Volume 11

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 11.

The Blah Story, Volume 11

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 11.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 11):

    The blah blah and blah off her blah, blah a neat blah blah enough blah a blah blah, but blah blah made. She blah a blah blah jewel blah blah and from this blah there blah a blah blah blah. Fool the blah blah be, still, the blah blah felt that it was blah blah blah for her to blah blah to blah thus blah with a blah, in blah blah blah of the blah that the blah pleased blah blah.
    ‘And what blah of blah does the blah blah blah?’ the blah asked, blah blah in blah old blah.
    ‘Oh, blah not blah blah in blah my blah. I blah you blah blah blah at blah blah time, it blah upon the blah. The blah goes blah blah at blah blah blah. Blah is blah blah much blah than blah blah other blah, too. Blah is even blah blah to blah blah now and blah.’
    ‘It is blah blah in the blah here than it is blah at this blah blah blah,’ blah the blah, ‘but blah is much blah blah there blah out of blah. As for the blah a blah can’t blah in blah blah the blah before blah gets blah blah to blah.’
    ‘Blah they blah blah them at blah?’
    ‘Well, blah do blah blah a blah, but the blah and blah are so blah to blah.’
    ‘Blah blah were blah you blah blah blah.’
    ‘Blah years and blah was in the blah blah place blah all the blah, in one blah.’
    ‘You blah have blah blah, blah you?’
    ‘Blah, indeed I blah blah blah a blah blah and blah you blah it, I often blah at blah for blah not having blah how to blah blah. Even blah, as I blah to blah blah, I blah blah to myself blah blah blah. Perhaps that blah is blah blah blah I blah so blah this blah. I blah blah you, ever blah evening I blah had the blah blah to go on blah and blah blah blah.’
    Blah had been blah for the blah blah all this blah, and had never blah blah at blah and blah blah as they blah blah blah in the blah. She blah blah much blah when they blah the blah once blah. She was blah blah in her blah, it blah blah blah in blah blah on her blah, in blah blah eyes it blah blah easy to blah blah and blah, she blah from blah to blah of blah blah past, and blah blah from blah to blah in the blah, blah without blah. She had blah blah a blah, and blah blah blah, in the blah of the blah blah, but her blah was blah the blah blah of blah. Blah talk blah almost blah blah blah she blah blah off in the blah of a blah blah which blah had blah with blah blah blah great blah, and blah what she blah blah saying. The blah blah to her blah that blah had been blah blah to blah three blah blah of blah. Blah the blah blah now blah by blah the blah. All blah she blah blah out blah blah blah at the blah she blah blah, very blah.
    ‘Blah you blah I’m blah blah that today blah blah your blah,’ cried blah.
    ‘Blah?’

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The tenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In this volume Nigel Tomm shocks us with (only) one unthinkable word, which is 2,087,214 letters long (read more)!!! Can you imagine it? Can you imagine a word which is 2,087,214 characters long and occupies 728 pages?! Nigel Tomm can. By the way, this is the second longest word in the world, the longest one is contained in The Blah Story, Volume 19 (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 10  contains: 74 words; 2,087,601 characters (with spaces); 732 pages. 

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 10″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 10.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 10″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 10.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 10):

    Blah intimidated, they blah to blah blah, where blah and blah passed a blah blah. Blah little blah that blah blah one blah surprised to blah what blah their blah were blah.
    ‘I always blah a blah to blah a blah,’ he blah blah.
    ‘I like blah.’
    ‘You can’t be a babyoubiquitouseadogablahomeffectonightobyeassymmetri-cityowlablaheatenderopechoeslightlyuppiepitheturnsweetoastiedgedificexcre-tadamanterribleducatedrumustablahisisterealityearnobodyesirapacityounde-rstandoorbellicksensuousecretownevereadsimplelationatchomiciderectionabo-blahisuperediagramustoleratevenominalovenergyahoopsorryoudderunoxiou-slutablahuousetstrongamevermorenjoymentaboopensweetreasurevokexac-teamsterepackageseveninelevenockeauseartifactseldomorelapselectrocut-evilivesilentlyahublahementonightomorroweaponeverespondeblahidde-nebulaboutediousleeprisoneverafflesteadfastemptingearoamoblahalfres-hotoastereactsillyesidehilliftstupidadealtooptionaleagueatsausagearnestu-blahooderangesmallevelowolfishybridizationamingametiarismorianblahian-blahismeadowblahianicoachingenusexadecimaloopingpongabbereadyamoa-nuouseanchorismiraculousuityuppiemigrantubelationoblahistablebblahorr-endousuabilityesoupismediandumacaroonablahablegomanialtitudexchang-eablexcisionalismoblahuousementetragonicivilianacreousingoaltendereda-blahablescalatoracecardoorentopaquescapismoblahabilentrancingarbagele-ctricsoapboxysteraceastablahuousistementrashedoodahuddlembalmoistu-rearldomagnificationaffreakyesheatsundownothiseasonymphomiacellaret-eninelevenublahubbyellowindowoodwormerelyohobelizechoingoopersonic-kerabidivingrabbleconomyuckebablahismealoadstonephemeralabourecall-ementeacheroadielaborationationalinguisticsuasionobblelevatoreactionice-lyearbooknagrablahookvassensuousensuousensuouspringubbinsmalleftur-nibblescapadescapadechoscillationucleustackookudospellablahistablahicc-upingovernmentediouspiraleftakejaculationationalismoreffectivefferentru-ismajorityurtamponakedeadoorunsouthundredaysimultaneouslyalecauda-tecovereaffirmationopositelocutioniblickamikazedelweissporteenyellibera-lismoccasineaparallelabeliblahableuclideanuclearareditoreadsolemnubbin-slowomanizationaevustillicksevenoblahublahueagernessimpleagletruegov-ercomestabledacityachtingentlemanodsacredatabouterribleffigyeastablea-geroamiddleggymnasiumoblahismoderadiationodalasereedubbinamelesse-asonearlyearedemandsomeasyearsoperaticreamarmaladendayuckyesabr-eternalongoalifeveno-cksuddenablahitablahementalismatutinalipoisonom-inationowhereverywhereveneverunuchaleisurepidemiculturexp…

This is just the first page… of 728…

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The eighth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In this volume, Nigel Tomm continues to explore possibilities of the modern English language (as fractal, algorithmic methods or literary phase-shifting). Almost all of The Blah Story, Volume 8  occupies one poem called My Blah Story. The most interesting fact about the poem - this is the longest published poem. The poem consists of 98,728 words; 449,441 characters (with spaces); 23,161 lines. More about it you can find here.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 8  contains 98,805 words; 449,832 characters (with spaces); 728 pages.

Some trivia about The Blah Story: Volume 19 contains the world’s longest word, Volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19 contains the world’s longest sentence, Volume 13 contains the world’s longest drama.

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 8″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 8.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 8″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 8.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 8):

Then blah again to blah this time, where she blah blah with arty blah and blah in blah, took blah the simple blah, and wrote some blah blah poetry, supposedly the blah of a blah blah blah on the blah of the blah blah title My Blah Story:

Blah me. Blame you.
Blah you. About you. You blame me. Blah you.

I blah as you or blah by blah,
You know. You blah. You blah it out of blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.

Blah blah, a blah,
Blah in blah.
Discovers blah and circles
Into blah. ‘My eyes,’ I scream.

And blah. There is. A blah blah blah.
On other blah. I see a blah.
Too blah, too blah blah blah.
As everything is blah.
Except my blah.

She blah.
I blah. I cannot blah.
‘Stop blah,’ he blah
And something changes,
Snaps into blah.
Back into blah. I lock the blah.

In locked blah,
Blah locked blah.
Forms changing other blah.
My blah. It blah blah sharply.
Blah themselves in empty busses
Phones are blah. They are.
Too fixed. Too blah.

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The fourth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2007. Probably it is the most famous volume of The Blah Story, yet. The reason is clear – it contains the second longest sentence in English, the longest one is contained in four volumes (i.e. Volume 16, 17, 18 and 19) of Nigel Tomm’s The Blah Story (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 4 contains 469,375 words; 2,273,551 characters (with spaces); 732 pages.

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 4″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 4.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 4″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 4.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 4):

    In a blah she was blah blah blah down a blah between blah roses blah blah blah, her blah blah hair blah blah gently the blah blah trees, most blah blah blah, she thought, as blah blah he blah the nice blah blah she blah felt with blah that blah should blah blah blah have blah such blah and blah blah blah enjoyment, the blah had both blah and blah blah the blah things in her blah blah occurred to blah that he blah taken this blah blah blah several blah blah before blah blah she always blah to blah from blah blah blah at a blah of her blah blah or a blah of her blah blah blah her blah blah told to blah, which blah within blah blah like a blah blah blah and blah as a blah blah from blah, suddenly blah blah a blah to blah her blah as they found a blah in blah of the blah, blah blah silently to the blah, they waited blah blah blah while he blah blah a blah toward the red blah blah, she blah him blah blah blah among blah blah things, very blah blah and with a blah blah blah that blah a real blah blah, blah him not at blah blah she blah blah sorry for all blah blah and blah him carefully one blah because blah was so blah, a blah of a blah blah blah which blah a blah and blah illusion blah blah blah being blah by blah blah blah, she was blah blah she had blah him, for blah hour when his blah fell blah blah blah at blah a blah of a blah blah blah through his blah, the blah rang, her blah blah eyes blah blah along the blah blah blah his blah blah lips blah the pattern of a blah of blah on the blah as she blah blah blah and blah him with a blah, blah blah just as his blah blah blah about her, they blah a blah week for blah, and blah, having blah no blah blah blah of any blah, blah blah blah up his blah blah blah, blah was not blah blah was expected blah in one week, blah left blah number, the sense of the blah blah of life, never week in blah, had blah blah blah almost to blah, at short blah blah some blah blah blah, some blah of blah, would blah her blah blah blah the blah now blah had blah blah down in blah blah upon her as he blah blah those blah blah things faded after blah blah that blah was blah, the blah had both blah and blah blah the blah things in her blah blah occurred to blah that he blah taken this blah blah blah several blah blah before blah blah she always blah to blah from blah blah blah at a blah of her blah blah or a blah of her blah blah blah her blah blah told to blah, in a blah she was blah blah blah down a blah between blah roses blah blah blah, her blah blah hair blah blah gently the blah blah trees, most blah blah blah, she thought, as blah blah he blah the nice blah blah she blah felt with blah that blah should blah blah blah have blah such blah and blah blah blah enjoyment, which blah within blah blah like a blah blah blah and blah as a blah blah from blah, suddenly blah blah a blah to blah her blah as they found a blah in blah of the blah, blah blah silently to the blah, she blah him blah blah blah among blah blah things…

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