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The fifth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 5 Nigel Tomm continues to explore the possibilities of a text. He uses the methods of fractal literature (it enables the text to be self-similar) and algorithmic literature (it allows the text to be self-developing).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 5 contains 393,009 words; 1,928,008 characters(with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 5″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 5.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 5″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 5.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 5):

    One Saturday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Sunday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Monday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Tuesday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Wednesday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Thursday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
 

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The fourth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2007. Probably it is the most famous volume of The Blah Story, yet. The reason is clear – it contains the second longest sentence in English, the longest one is contained in four volumes (i.e. Volume 16, 17, 18 and 19) of Nigel Tomm’s The Blah Story (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 4 contains 469,375 words; 2,273,551 characters (with spaces); 732 pages.

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 4″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 4.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 4″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 4.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 4):

    In a blah she was blah blah blah down a blah between blah roses blah blah blah, her blah blah hair blah blah gently the blah blah trees, most blah blah blah, she thought, as blah blah he blah the nice blah blah she blah felt with blah that blah should blah blah blah have blah such blah and blah blah blah enjoyment, the blah had both blah and blah blah the blah things in her blah blah occurred to blah that he blah taken this blah blah blah several blah blah before blah blah she always blah to blah from blah blah blah at a blah of her blah blah or a blah of her blah blah blah her blah blah told to blah, which blah within blah blah like a blah blah blah and blah as a blah blah from blah, suddenly blah blah a blah to blah her blah as they found a blah in blah of the blah, blah blah silently to the blah, they waited blah blah blah while he blah blah a blah toward the red blah blah, she blah him blah blah blah among blah blah things, very blah blah and with a blah blah blah that blah a real blah blah, blah him not at blah blah she blah blah sorry for all blah blah and blah him carefully one blah because blah was so blah, a blah of a blah blah blah which blah a blah and blah illusion blah blah blah being blah by blah blah blah, she was blah blah she had blah him, for blah hour when his blah fell blah blah blah at blah a blah of a blah blah blah through his blah, the blah rang, her blah blah eyes blah blah along the blah blah blah his blah blah lips blah the pattern of a blah of blah on the blah as she blah blah blah and blah him with a blah, blah blah just as his blah blah blah about her, they blah a blah week for blah, and blah, having blah no blah blah blah of any blah, blah blah blah up his blah blah blah, blah was not blah blah was expected blah in one week, blah left blah number, the sense of the blah blah of life, never week in blah, had blah blah blah almost to blah, at short blah blah some blah blah blah, some blah of blah, would blah her blah blah blah the blah now blah had blah blah down in blah blah upon her as he blah blah those blah blah things faded after blah blah that blah was blah, the blah had both blah and blah blah the blah things in her blah blah occurred to blah that he blah taken this blah blah blah several blah blah before blah blah she always blah to blah from blah blah blah at a blah of her blah blah or a blah of her blah blah blah her blah blah told to blah, in a blah she was blah blah blah down a blah between blah roses blah blah blah, her blah blah hair blah blah gently the blah blah trees, most blah blah blah, she thought, as blah blah he blah the nice blah blah she blah felt with blah that blah should blah blah blah have blah such blah and blah blah blah enjoyment, which blah within blah blah like a blah blah blah and blah as a blah blah from blah, suddenly blah blah a blah to blah her blah as they found a blah in blah of the blah, blah blah silently to the blah, she blah him blah blah blah among blah blah things…

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The third volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2007. The Blah Story, Volume 3 continues The Blah Story, Volume 2, but in the third volume the body of the text (a carcass) has more structure and sometimes it feels that the text is evolving by itself.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 3 contains 430,804 words; 2,099,119 characters(with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 3″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 3.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 3″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 3.

Here’s an excerpt (the fifth page of The Blah Story, Volume 3):

    It was a Monday evening. We were standing and watching some blah blah things. They were changing in blah blah blah eyes as blah blah blah. The same old blah blah blah about blah blah blah. She touched the blah blah of her blah blah case, and blah blah that the blah blah blah and a story from blah blah blal blah were blah handy. The blah blah man was blah blah standing up with blah his blah to blah, putting his blah in the blah. She would blah the blah blah blah with his blah blah voice, she blah, and blah the blah blah blah with her blah. She was blah blah blah of humility, and blah a blah at blah. Nevertheless, it is a blah blah blah that blah are cruel. She blah half a blah of her blah, then blah saw blah blah blah the blah to blah the blah blah by blah of the blah blah test of blah blah blah. She would blah blah blah to blah him her blah. Blah blah but blah do blah blah men blah the blah? She blah to blah what he blah blah reading the blah blah blah.
    ‘Whose blah was it?’
    ‘People named blah blah blah.’
    ‘Blah blah you stay blah blah? Meet blah blah blah blah?’
    ‘No.’
    ‘Blah blah blah blah really?’ Blah blah voice blah in blah blah blah.
    ‘Not a blah blah blah. Blah she blah blah out four blah blah ago in blah blah blah city.’
    ‘Blah blah blah?’
    ‘Yes,’ answered blah blah blah with some blah blah, ‘I blah blah think that blah the blah thing blah blah about blah. She blah blah well, someday the blah blah blah there.’
    ‘Not blah blah too blah to blah you blah a blah.’
    ‘Blah enough. Blah blah blah by blah blah.’
    ‘Oh, blah, you’re blah blah blah. What blah blah blah you blah by blah blah blah?’
    ‘Well, blah blah blah blah her blah blah blah exactly, blah blah except to blah that blah blah blah gorgeous. Blah was blah blah alive. She blah blah was blah blah blah.’
    ‘What!’
    ‘It blah blah blah a sort of blah blah blah. She blah blah blah a blah blah blah blah she always blah blah blah at blah blah because she blah to blah around so blah in one blah.’
    ‘What blah blah blah you blah about blah blah blah? Blah? Blah blah? Blah blah blah? Whether the blah blah blah is blah?’
 

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The second volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2007. In The Blah Story, Volume 2 Nigel Tomm introduces more different words (other than blah), dialogs between characters are becoming clearer and we can observe something like a storyline.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 2 contains 353,924 words; 1,756,514 characters (with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 2″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 2.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 2″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 2.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 2):

    Blah was blah to get very blah of blah by her blah on the blah, and of having blah blah to do but blah blah blah. Once or twice she blah blah had blah into the blah her blah was reading, but it had no blah blah blah or blah in it, ‘and what is the blah blah blah of a blah,’ she thought ‘without blah blah or blah blah blah?’
    ‘What’s the blah, blah?’ she said without blah blah blah from a blah she was blah.
    ‘Well, blah blah blah, that I blah.’
    ‘Why this blah new blah in a blah—I mean the new blah!  He blah blah us to blah the blah blah on Tuesday blah.’
    ‘O, but there is,’ she blah as blah blah blah.
    So she was blah in her blah blah (as well as blah could, for the blah blah blah her blah very blah blah and blah), whether the blah of blah a blah blah would be blah blah blah of blah and blah, when blah blah blah a blah blah by her.
    ‘I blah blah blah, it’s so blah blah to blah its blah.’
    ‘Well, blah blah blah blah the day blah blah we blah blah blah the blah last blah, and blah blah I blah blah blah to sell it blah blah blah.’
    The blah blah blah abruptly. Blah blah in blah, blah blah, blah blah. Blah blah blah blah of blah blah blah blah, blah blah as blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah each other blah blah blah blah of some blah blah and blah blah blah moments blah blah as blah blah blah. Blah blah liked blah blah blah how blah blah one blah blah evening they blah blah blah from blah blah in blah of blah blah happiness. They blah blah blah to blah it, blah, blah in blah blah that blah blah had been blah blah blah than blah blah blah she blah blah blah blah. Love, it blah blah blah, blah blah a blah of the blah blah blah blah around blah blah blah blah it blah blah. Blah blah was no blah, no blah blah blah. She blah blah blah in blah to blah blah blah blah and blah, no blah blah blah blah except blah blah blah to blah, no one blah blah blah, without blah blah blah of blah happiness blah blah blah and blah blah blah.
    ‘What is blah blah?’ she blah blah blah, blah to blah blah one of the blah blah blah.
    ‘Blah blah my blah blah blah blah,’ blah answered blah blah blah. ‘I blah blah to blah it.’
    ‘Blah  you blah blah to blah it? Blah blah they blah blah blah?’
    ‘I’m blah blah blah,’ blah said blah blah.
    The passage blah blah blah a blah blah the blah blah blah to the blah blah. She blah blah blah her first blah blah at the blah blah blah blah.
 

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