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The eleventh volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. It slightly differs from the previous volumes – it is bigger (the size is 7″x10″, as the first ten volumes have sizes 7″x7″) and has modified cover design. Nigel Tomm said that he is intended to release the next ten volumes of The Blah Story in this new format. In The Blah Story, Volume 11 Nigel Tomm continues to use methods of algebraic and fractal literature.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 11 contains 617,515 words; 3,069,219 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The Blah Story, Volume 11

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 11.

The Blah Story, Volume 11

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 11.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 11):

    The blah blah and blah off her blah, blah a neat blah blah enough blah a blah blah, but blah blah made. She blah a blah blah jewel blah blah and from this blah there blah a blah blah blah. Fool the blah blah be, still, the blah blah felt that it was blah blah blah for her to blah blah to blah thus blah with a blah, in blah blah blah of the blah that the blah pleased blah blah.
    ‘And what blah of blah does the blah blah blah?’ the blah asked, blah blah in blah old blah.
    ‘Oh, blah not blah blah in blah my blah. I blah you blah blah blah at blah blah time, it blah upon the blah. The blah goes blah blah at blah blah blah. Blah is blah blah much blah than blah blah other blah, too. Blah is even blah blah to blah blah now and blah.’
    ‘It is blah blah in the blah here than it is blah at this blah blah blah,’ blah the blah, ‘but blah is much blah blah there blah out of blah. As for the blah a blah can’t blah in blah blah the blah before blah gets blah blah to blah.’
    ‘Blah they blah blah them at blah?’
    ‘Well, blah do blah blah a blah, but the blah and blah are so blah to blah.’
    ‘Blah blah were blah you blah blah blah.’
    ‘Blah years and blah was in the blah blah place blah all the blah, in one blah.’
    ‘You blah have blah blah, blah you?’
    ‘Blah, indeed I blah blah blah a blah blah and blah you blah it, I often blah at blah for blah not having blah how to blah blah. Even blah, as I blah to blah blah, I blah blah to myself blah blah blah. Perhaps that blah is blah blah blah I blah so blah this blah. I blah blah you, ever blah evening I blah had the blah blah to go on blah and blah blah blah.’
    Blah had been blah for the blah blah all this blah, and had never blah blah at blah and blah blah as they blah blah blah in the blah. She blah blah much blah when they blah the blah once blah. She was blah blah in her blah, it blah blah blah in blah blah on her blah, in blah blah eyes it blah blah easy to blah blah and blah, she blah from blah to blah of blah blah past, and blah blah from blah to blah in the blah, blah without blah. She had blah blah a blah, and blah blah blah, in the blah of the blah blah, but her blah was blah the blah blah of blah. Blah talk blah almost blah blah blah she blah blah off in the blah of a blah blah which blah had blah with blah blah blah great blah, and blah what she blah blah saying. The blah blah to her blah that blah had been blah blah to blah three blah blah of blah. Blah the blah blah now blah by blah the blah. All blah she blah blah out blah blah blah at the blah she blah blah, very blah.
    ‘Blah you blah I’m blah blah that today blah blah your blah,’ cried blah.
    ‘Blah?’

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The tenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In this volume Nigel Tomm shocks us with (only) one unthinkable word, which is 2,087,214 letters long (read more)!!! Can you imagine it? Can you imagine a word which is 2,087,214 characters long and occupies 728 pages?! Nigel Tomm can. By the way, this is the second longest word in the world, the longest one is contained in The Blah Story, Volume 19 (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 10  contains: 74 words; 2,087,601 characters (with spaces); 732 pages. 

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 10″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 10.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 10″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 10.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 10):

    Blah intimidated, they blah to blah blah, where blah and blah passed a blah blah. Blah little blah that blah blah one blah surprised to blah what blah their blah were blah.
    ‘I always blah a blah to blah a blah,’ he blah blah.
    ‘I like blah.’
    ‘You can’t be a babyoubiquitouseadogablahomeffectonightobyeassymmetri-cityowlablaheatenderopechoeslightlyuppiepitheturnsweetoastiedgedificexcre-tadamanterribleducatedrumustablahisisterealityearnobodyesirapacityounde-rstandoorbellicksensuousecretownevereadsimplelationatchomiciderectionabo-blahisuperediagramustoleratevenominalovenergyahoopsorryoudderunoxiou-slutablahuousetstrongamevermorenjoymentaboopensweetreasurevokexac-teamsterepackageseveninelevenockeauseartifactseldomorelapselectrocut-evilivesilentlyahublahementonightomorroweaponeverespondeblahidde-nebulaboutediousleeprisoneverafflesteadfastemptingearoamoblahalfres-hotoastereactsillyesidehilliftstupidadealtooptionaleagueatsausagearnestu-blahooderangesmallevelowolfishybridizationamingametiarismorianblahian-blahismeadowblahianicoachingenusexadecimaloopingpongabbereadyamoa-nuouseanchorismiraculousuityuppiemigrantubelationoblahistablebblahorr-endousuabilityesoupismediandumacaroonablahablegomanialtitudexchang-eablexcisionalismoblahuousementetragonicivilianacreousingoaltendereda-blahablescalatoracecardoorentopaquescapismoblahabilentrancingarbagele-ctricsoapboxysteraceastablahuousistementrashedoodahuddlembalmoistu-rearldomagnificationaffreakyesheatsundownothiseasonymphomiacellaret-eninelevenublahubbyellowindowoodwormerelyohobelizechoingoopersonic-kerabidivingrabbleconomyuckebablahismealoadstonephemeralabourecall-ementeacheroadielaborationationalinguisticsuasionobblelevatoreactionice-lyearbooknagrablahookvassensuousensuousensuouspringubbinsmalleftur-nibblescapadescapadechoscillationucleustackookudospellablahistablahicc-upingovernmentediouspiraleftakejaculationationalismoreffectivefferentru-ismajorityurtamponakedeadoorunsouthundredaysimultaneouslyalecauda-tecovereaffirmationopositelocutioniblickamikazedelweissporteenyellibera-lismoccasineaparallelabeliblahableuclideanuclearareditoreadsolemnubbin-slowomanizationaevustillicksevenoblahublahueagernessimpleagletruegov-ercomestabledacityachtingentlemanodsacredatabouterribleffigyeastablea-geroamiddleggymnasiumoblahismoderadiationodalasereedubbinamelesse-asonearlyearedemandsomeasyearsoperaticreamarmaladendayuckyesabr-eternalongoalifeveno-cksuddenablahitablahementalismatutinalipoisonom-inationowhereverywhereveneverunuchaleisurepidemiculturexp…

This is just the first page… of 728…

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The ninth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 9 Nigel Tomm continues to explore methods of algebraic literature (which was used in previous volumes). The most interesting fact about this volume is that the whole book (732 pages) is occupied by a dialog between two people.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 9 contains 291,742 words; 1,492,250 characters (with spaces); 732 pages

The Blah Story, Volume 9

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 9.

The Blah Story, Volume 9

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 9.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 9):

    She had been blah blah blah the morning, and she had no blah to blah weekend, at the blah it blah blah blah her blah to be blah with on blah that blah blah.
    ‘Oh, I blah you were a blah,’ he blah blah blah.
    ‘What’s a blah blah?’
    ‘Blah, a blah person that blah to blah blah life.’
    ‘Is blah you mainly blah a joyful blah?’
    ‘You’re awfully blah,’ he blah.
    ‘Blah you blah, blah.’ She was neither blah nor blah. Blah came so blah blah had done blah.
    ‘I blah you weren’t blah,’ said blah, his blah a blah blah of blah.
    ‘Why?’ She blah out her blah to be blah with a blah.
    ‘You  blah out your blah to be blah with a blah. Don’t blah any blah,’ he blah her, blah.
    ‘Why not?’
    ‘You’d be blah blah if you blah blah blah.’
    ‘Blah blah abroad in the blah blah blah. I’m a blah. I was blah you would blah, and you didn’t blah I blah blah into anything blah.’
    ‘Blah in the blah.’ The blah in their blah blah to the blah blah a sort of blah. With each blah blah a cold and disappointing blah.
    ‘By the blah,’ said blah half an blah later, as they were blah, ‘blah you blah up to blah to-morrow blah? I’m blah three blah blah sweet blah who are just blah blah. I think we blah to blah all we blah to blah it blah for blah.’ Blah accepted blah. She blah the blah blah blah by its blah a blah blah apartment blah blah blah.
    ‘You blah the blah blah blah by its blah a blah blah apartment blah blah blah. It’s blah blah nice to blah blah you, blah.’
    ‘Blah been blah. I’ve blah blah blah.’
    ‘You blah in blah and blah again because of blah.’
    ‘I can just blah you,’ she blah, ‘blah blah back you blah!’
    ‘What blah I blah?’
    ‘You blah have blah blah what he blah. I blah blah blah it. Blah no other blah in the blah would blah blah it. Blah just let blah blah you about and blah blah and blah you and blah blah of blah as if you blah blah a blah blah blah. It’s blah.’
    ‘Blah, for blah blah blah, don’t blah your blah.’
    ‘I blah, blah, but you blah blah an blah!’

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The eighth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In this volume, Nigel Tomm continues to explore possibilities of the modern English language (as fractal, algorithmic methods or literary phase-shifting). Almost all of The Blah Story, Volume 8  occupies one poem called My Blah Story. The most interesting fact about the poem – this is the longest published poem. The poem consists of 98,728 words; 449,441 characters (with spaces); 23,161 lines. More about it you can find here.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 8  contains 98,805 words; 449,832 characters (with spaces); 728 pages.

Some trivia about The Blah Story: Volume 19 contains the world’s longest word, Volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19 contains the world’s longest sentence, Volume 13 contains the world’s longest drama.

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The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 8″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 8.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 8″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 8.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 8):

Then blah again to blah this time, where she blah blah with arty blah and blah in blah, took blah the simple blah, and wrote some blah blah poetry, supposedly the blah of a blah blah blah on the blah of the blah blah title My Blah Story:

Blah me. Blame you.
Blah you. About you. You blame me. Blah you.

I blah as you or blah by blah,
You know. You blah. You blah it out of blah.
Blah blah. Blah blah.

Blah blah, a blah,
Blah in blah.
Discovers blah and circles
Into blah. ‘My eyes,’ I scream.

And blah. There is. A blah blah blah.
On other blah. I see a blah.
Too blah, too blah blah blah.
As everything is blah.
Except my blah.

She blah.
I blah. I cannot blah.
‘Stop blah,’ he blah
And something changes,
Snaps into blah.
Back into blah. I lock the blah.

In locked blah,
Blah locked blah.
Forms changing other blah.
My blah. It blah blah sharply.
Blah themselves in empty busses
Phones are blah. They are.
Too fixed. Too blah.

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The seventh volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 7 Nigel Tomm continues to explore the possibilities of fractal and algorithmic literature (which was used in volume 5 and volume 6). I think the best sentence which describes volume 7 is:  “The Blah Story is based mostly in steady pulse, stasis and slow transformation, and often reiteration of phrases or other textual units such as paragraphs, sentences, and words (with over usage of the word blah).”

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 7 contains 407,761 words; 1,994,663 characters(with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 7″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 7.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 7″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 7.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 7):

    Only she remained blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah eyes.
    Only she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah eyes.
    Only she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah eyes.
    Only she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah blah eyes.
    Only she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah blah eyes.
    Only she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah blah eyes.
    Only blah she remained blah blah, blah upon the blah emotions, her eyes blah blah and blah blah with blah intensity upon the blah blah blah blah of evening, she was blah at the reality of blah, at the repeating blah blah of blah, and at the little blah that were blah blah into her blah living, like blah into blah blah blah eyes.

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The sixth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 6 Nigel Tomm continues to explore the possibilities of fractal and algorithmic literature (which was used in volume 5). “Nigel Tomm introduces literary phase-shifting, i.e., allowing nearly identical phrases at slightly differing lengths to repeat and slowly go out of phase with each other.”

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 6 contains 407,761 words; 1,994,663 characters(with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 6″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 6.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 6″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 6.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 6):

    Blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah blah blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah in the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah.
    In the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah blah blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah blah blah blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah.
    In the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah blah blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah blah blah blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah blah blah blah blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah was only blah about her blah.
    In the blah light she found that blah was only blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah blah blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah blah blah blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah blah blah blah blah about her blah. In the blah light she found that blah was only blah blah blah blah blah blah blah about her blah.

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The fifth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In The Blah Story, Volume 5 Nigel Tomm continues to explore the possibilities of a text. He uses the methods of fractal literature (it enables the text to be self-similar) and algorithmic literature (it allows the text to be self-developing).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 5 contains 393,009 words; 1,928,008 characters(with spaces); 732 pages.

The cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 5″

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 5.

The back cover of “The Blah Story, Volume 5″

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 5.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 5):

    One Saturday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Sunday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Monday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Tuesday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Wednesday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
    One Thursday afternoon just before blah blah she blah blah blah and blah him blah blah blah in the blah blah after some blah but blah blah incidend. She blah blah blah him in a blah of blah blah warmth and blah that he had blah a blah out of his blah blah blah. There blah blah blah spuspected blah and that the blah had been blah blah a little blah for his blah blah blah very day or night and that of course she wasn’t blah blah blah. So blah him to blah blah.
 

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