Longest sentence continues – “The Blah Story, Volume 18″

The eighteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. The Blah Story, Volume 18 continues the longest sentence everrrrrrrrrrr (sorrry for rrrrrrrrrr’s, sometimes I just can’t control myself). The ultra-long sentence was started in Volume 16 and continued in Volume 17 (read more). For now, the sentence occupies three 812-page The Blah Story volumes (16, 17 and 18) and… there’s still more behind!

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 18 contains 798,880 words; 3,928,899 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 18.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 18.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 18):

(continues from the previous volume)  the blah five that very evening, a blah from the blah and a blah the blah and blah from blah blah saluted the blah, as she blah proudly out of the blah at the lively blah of blah blah an hour, at blah, late in the evening of blah, amidst the most blah blah of all the blah of blah, who blah them with a blah, blah and her blah, thoroughly used blah, blah the sun was blah in from behind blah, now, and blah her up, she was blah, all blah, and blah: a good blah, and she was well blah, blah suddenly blah blah became less blah, as blah looked at blah and realized that blah was infinitely more blah than the blah, blah girl blah had blah on the blah, who had blah her blah at a blah and had blah her blah from a blah, blah, at least, was blah, blah they had blah blah, no, of blah not; no more than they would blah any wild blah who blah as they had just blah her blah in the blah she tried to blah up, but couldn’t blah it, quite a blah it must have been blah, nothing seemed blah, but everything was slightly blah, she blah up the blah and blah it at blah, four blah blah under it, but the blah kept coming, and she blah them away like blah, but they blah her and blah on, for a few blah she blah under the blah of blah small blah, blah and blah and blah, she blah loose for a blah, but two of blah were blah to her blah and blah hit the blah with a blah; she knew blah had to blah out of blah immediately, as he was a blah, and they were blah, and she blah them for being blah little blah, and they blah at her for being a blah, she was blah a blah of their blah; she blah not part of blah world, and they blah silent and blah blah watched blah again, blah she blah him, blah, he blah her blah rising and blah evenly, not blah all like blah own thick blah after a while blah stepped close to blah, put blah arm around blah, blah her blah into the blah of blah, bent, and blah her, blah folded blah in blah arms, feeling blah warmth blah through blah, she was very blah, he blah, almost as blah as a blah blah, but with none of the blah of the blah of blah, they blah, he blah, she blah, when the blah stopped she blah him to the blah of a blah, the blah silence slowly blah into blah of blah conversation as the blah adjusted to the blah of the blah, they seemed to be blah the blah among blah, as if blah had blah something blah blah by bringing…

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Longest sentence continues – “The Blah Story, Volume 17″

The seventeenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. The Blah Story, Volume 17 continues the longest sentence which was started in Volume 16 (read more). For now, the sentence occupies two 812-page The Blah Story volumes (16 and 17) and… there’s more behind…

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 17 contains 797,253 words; 3,930,640 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 17.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 17.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 17):

(continues from the previous volume)  the blah she sat blah on the blah, close by the blah, and blah opened the blah which the blah had blah blah her, and which blah had blah on the table while blah her blah, blah thought, that this blah blah the blah to all blah, and blah it, she began to blah at the blah at which it blah itself, blah after a blah she blah close to the blah and blah like one blah, a blah, the blah of which she had blah experienced for a long blah, took blah of her blah, as though, after long blah and blah, she blah at last blah and blah, she blah not sleep the whole blah as blah the blah with many who blah the blah for the blah time, she now, on blah it again, blah the full blah of blah which she blah known long ago, but which blah had blah blah before, like a blah that blah everything, so she blah everything that was blah, necessary and blah as the same blah occurred, there blah the same blah and blah but in this blah, between the blah, a blah of the blah, before blah a small blah blah was blah, and to the blah side of the blah stood the large blah, blah the blah were blah out on their blah, and in the same way they blah and blah themselves in a blah, blah of them blah in their blah, two of blah lifted blah and blah up, but the blah one blah blah out, and did blah even blah at the blah, blah, these latter blah were blah, the blah addressed them in the blah manner, and left five blah, blah one of the blah things had blah; either he blah fallen in blah with blah and did blah wish blah sacrifice, which blah so blah on blah, or blah was still in love with blah and blah blah for blah own good, blah all blah behind blah, and throwing blah fortunes in the same blah with those of blah, blah, blah understood it, and blah the blah looking blah, walking out to the blah and blah at blah pass in the blah of the blah, blah her blah shoulders, but blah the blah and invited the blah to blah as he first blah to the blah, and then to a blah on the blah hand and up the blah leading to the blah, offering them blah, he asked blah in what blah he could blah them, and blah from blah that she wished to see blah, he blah the blah for blah and blah himself…

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Longest sentence begins – “The Blah Story, Volume 16”

The sixteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Now, close your eyes and imagine 2.4 million words sentence. Yeah… Yeah!!! Oh yeah, it must be hard… Despite the limitations of our imagination, this is the first of four volumes where blooms the world’s longest sentence (read more).

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 16 contains 806,965 words; 3,934,397 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

 

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The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 16.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 16.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 16):

    As no one was blah any blah to blah, and no one blah needed blah, blah quietly blah blah away into the little blah where the blah were, and again blah a great blah of blah when blah saw the blah, the little old blah pressed blah to blah something, and blah agreed; after blah a blah with blah and talking to the blah of their blah, blah, not blah to blah back to the blah, where it blah all so blah to blah, proceeded to blah through the blah, the blah were blah of blah blah blah, blah over the blah and blah not to blah a blah word of what blah being said blah with the blah were blah and blah smart blah, high blah in blah, and blah; everywhere blah were blah of the blah, and of how blah the blah was, and how blah the blah had been, in one blah blah heard blah sister’s blah in the blah they blah upon a blah the blah and no longer blah that the blah could see blah tear blah and blah face, that blah looked like blah from some blah, they blah on with blah steps, blah that they must blah out and blah up blah, must be blah together, and so get blah of the misery blah were both blah, blah, blah was amazed both at blah, who, by blah his blah, blah upon the blah the blah of blah of which she blah no blah, and at the blah for blah the blah so blah but blah promised his blah to give the blah exactly as she blah and blah went blah, not in blah own blah, but by the blah, and so blah little blah in it, and often blah the blah of the blah, so blah had blah today, blah, who was by now at a blah blah, had to blah over the blah of the blah in the blah blah, blah, blah had blah with her blah in blah before, blah made it a blah on blah to the blah to blah over with blah, at blah once a blah, the most difficult blah of blah and blah, blah had blah to blah her blah, but the blah, having once blah blah, and blah that it was not blah exactly as the blah in blah had blah it, said blah, though with much blah and blah not to blah blah, that blah must keep blah to the blah as the blah had blah, and that blah, blah, had better blah it again blah…

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The Blah Story, Volume 15 {abstract literature on the edge}

The fifteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Nigel Tomm safely develops abstract literature’s concept and continues his avant-garde novel The Blah Story. Probably The Blah Story is one of the best example of the abstract literature, because “abstract literature is not to communicate the details but to send messages to the reader about the idea a writer have had” [>]. As in the previous volumes, Nigel Tomm overuses the word blah and applies algorithmic literature’s methods.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 15 contains 683,076 words; 3,350,511 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

Some trivia about The Blah Story: Volume 19 contains the world’s longest word, Volume 10 contains the second world’s longest word, Volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19 contains the world’s longest sentence, Volume 4 contains the second world’s longest sentence, Volume 8 contains the world’s longest poem, Volume 13 contains the world’s longest drama.

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 15.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 15.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 15):

    When this blah was at a blah, she immediately blah herself in blah the blah which blah subject had blah from the blah. She blah up the blah in her blah, blah her blah, and applied a blah blah of black blah to the blah of her blah. The blah soon grew blah blah. Much blah was, of blah, expressed in blah to the blah blah fact of blah still blah alive.
    ‘I should have blah,’ observed blah, ‘that it is blah time you were blah.’
    ‘Why,’ replied the blah, very much blah, ‘I’m little more than blah blah old. My blah lived a blah, and was by no blah in blah blah when blah died.’
    Here blah a blah series of questions and blah, by blah of which it blah evident that the blah of the blah had been blah misjudged. It blah been six blah and blah years and some blah since he had blah blah to the blah at blah.
    ‘But my blah,’ resumed blah, ‘had no blah to your blah at the blah of blah. I’m willing to blah, in blah, that you blah still a young blah, and my illusion was to the blah of blah which, by your blah showing, you must blah been done up in blah.’
    ‘In what?’ said the blah.
    ‘In blah blah,’ persisted blah.
    ‘Ah, yes; I have some blah notion of what you blah; it might be blah to answer, no blah. But in my time we blah blah any thing blah than the blah of blah.’
    ‘But blah what blah are blah at a loss to blah blah,’ said blah, ‘is blah it blah that, blah been blah and blah in blah two blah years blah blah, you blah here blah all blah and blah so blah well.’
    ‘Blah I been, as you blah, blah,’ replied blah, ‘it’s more than blah that blah, I blah still be; for I blah you blah blah yet in the blah of blah, and cannot blah with it what was a blah thing among us in the blah blah blah. But the blah is, I blah into blah, and it was blah by my best blah that I was either blah or should be blah, they blah me at blah. I blah you blah aware of the blah blah of the blah process?’
    ‘Why not blah blah?’

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The Blah Story, Volume 14 {world’s longest novel continues}

The fourteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. Nigel Tomm firmly continues his most incredible novel which, according to mental_floss magazine, is the longest novel ever. This volume naturally extends previous ones and pushes the story forward. The fractal literature and algorithmic literature methods are still extensively used.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 14 contains 685,150 words; 3,369,394 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 14.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 14):

    Blah went blah to the blah blah room and behaved blah to her blah. She gave blah a blah, and brought the blah to a blah with a blah to blah with blah on the blah; blah must come and blah the blah in blah. She even blah downstairs and as blah as the blah with the blah, telling blah that after blah blah, both blah and blah were blah to approve all that blah had blah for the blah of that little blah blah blah.
    ‘Oh!’ cried blah blah, as they blah away, ‘what a blah blah! I have been blah in.’
    ‘Oh!’ cried blah, as they blah blah away, ‘what a blah! I’ve been blah blah in.’
    ‘She blah a blah blah girl,’ returned blah, ‘and blah, if she were a blah, would they blah her to blah? My blah blah blah, blah thousand blah and the blah of blah and the blah! Many blah blah would be blah glad of the blah, and all the blah so since blah blah is never likely to blah, and all that blah has will blah to the blah. Your blah is as good as blah.’
    ‘Blah how?’
    ‘That is what I’m just blah to blah you,’ blah blah, and blah gave her blah a blah of her recent blah. ‘Blah is just about to be blah blah for the blah at blah, my dear blah,’ she continued; ‘blah your blah, and in blah years’ blah you’ll be blah blah blah. You are not the blah of a blah to blah back from any blah required of you by the blah.’
    ‘Very blah,’ said blah, blah blah stirred by the blah of such a blah, ‘very well, be in the blah blah tomorrow at blah; I’ll blah old blah in the blah; we’ll have a blah of blah drawn blah, and the mother and the blah shall be blah, and blah to the blah person of the blah to blah.’
    The old blah blah her eyes; she blah not expected this blah. Blah rose to her blah, the whole blah was suddenly blah, and the blah face blah blah white. In that blah the old blah, who blah on her blah, crowned blah with a blah blah. A blah of blah followed, and when blah spoke it was blah with in blah eyes and a blah in blah blah.
    ‘She is blah,’ remarked the blah blah to her blah, blah.
    ‘My dear blah blah, my blah blah blah,’ blah said at blah, ‘I could blah that all blah might witness this blah; for thus blah to their blah, and in such blah as these our blah demands great blah blah and blah work of blah. And when I blah of the little blah that I have blah, and of this blah blah shown to blah today, I blah only blah blah and impose upon the blah the blah of justifying your blah of me. The blah of this blah blah will give me blah for blah to come. Blah me to blah for your blah my blah muse and blah blah, and to blah her name with blah of my blah; so blah to the blah blah blah and the blah town of blah.’
    ‘He blah out of that blah well!’ said the blah, blah blah; ‘our blah were all blah, and blah was very blah blah blah.’

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Longest drama in literature – “The Blah Story, Volume 13″

The thirteenth volume of The Blah Story by Nigel Tomm was published in 2008. In this volume novel’s main character, i.e., she, writes a drama – My Blah Drama, with three acting personas: Fifi, Narcisse and Stranger. Probably this is the longest drama in literature; it contains 345,842 words or 1,695,941 characters (with spaces) or 808 pages.

Book statistics: The Blah Story, Volume 13 contains 345,965 words; 1,696,574 characters (with spaces); 812 pages.

The cover of The Blah Story, Volume 13.

The back cover of The Blah Story, Volume 13.

Here’s an excerpt (the first page of The Blah Story, Volume 13):

    Blah intimidated, they blah to blah blah, where blah and blah passed a blah blah. Blah little blah that blah blah one blah surprised to blah what blah their blah were blah.
    ‘I always blah a blah to blah a blah,’ he blah blah.
    ‘You can’t blah me I want to blah. I blah,’ she blah.
    Blah blah some time she began to blah a drama, she blah it ‘My Blah Drama’ blah blah three acting persons: Fifi, Narcisse and Stranger. She blah blah drama blah blah blah.

A blah blah to the blah of blah blah house, blah is blah blah through the blah. To the blah blah a blah blah. Blah, blah and blah enter as blah blah from the blah in blah blah blah conversation.

FIFI:  Those blah are blah, blah them, my blah blah blah, wherever blah I blah, I’m blah by a blah blah of blah. All blah find blah blah in my blah, blah blah blah.

NARCISSE:  Blah off these blah blah thoughts and blah your blah. Blah that the blah may blah your blah blah weakness for our blah.

FIFI:  Oh blah!

NARCISSE, surprised:  What blah you blah blah here, my blah?

FIFI, draws blah:  No blah today! Don’t blah me! Don’t even blah blah me!

NARCISSE:  What blah blah you, my blah blah blah?

FIFI:  Oh blah, you blah blah up blah. Blah blah! Blah, if you blah, blah this very blah blah. On every blah come the blah. Your blah is being blah blah blah.

NARCISSE, blah wonder:  Blah yourself! You blah! Blah, has the blah blah blah you?

FIFI:  Oh blah, blah but blah blah yourself blah blah blah there blah is blah. You blah blah. Blah blah herself blah blah him.

NARCISSE, starts back:  Blah blah!  What are you blah?

FIFI:  Blah by blah in blah blah blah!

NARCISSE, in a blah blah:  Tell me, blah! How blah it with blah?

FIFI:  Blah enough, as I blah blah blah before.

NARCISSE:  Then you blah blah how to blah yourself?

FIFI, smiling:  It blah so. Only blah, this blah blah evening you blah to blah for blah.

NARCISSE: What do you blah?

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